A United Scotland?


As a nation Scotland:

    1. The Highlands hate the Lowlands
    2. The Lowlands hate the Highlands
    3. The East hate the West
    4. The West hate the East
    5. Protestants hate the Catholics
    6. Catholics hate the protestants
    7.  Every Town & City has to have 2 football teams Рone protestant one catholic
    8. And on
    9. And on
    10. There is one thing and one thing alone that unites that bloody country and that is their hatred of the English