Jan 182021
 

What does Covid Restrictions actually mean?

Have a job but cannot work due to the Covid Restrictions then end up 20% worse off and nobody cares.

Benefit scrounger on Universal Credit get a £20 a week increase together with £30 free food for each child and Marcus Cashford and the No Work Labour Party will carry on demanding you get even more.

Saint Cashford with his £200,000 per week earnings from Man U has got his Gong so should now give us peace

 

 Posted by at 11:55 am
Jan 152021
 

No wonder the country is a mess when overpaid parasites such as footballers like Marcus Cashford and celebrity chefs start dictating government policy.

Absolutely no belief in or respect for chefs who charge more for a single mouthful of food than they are demanding is given to families for a whole week and footballers who pay that willingly.

 

ADHD = I have got my head so far up my own arse nobody else exists

 Posted by at 11:47 am
Jan 102021
 

So why are all these Covid Deniers and Lockdown Conspiracy Theorists not volunteering or working in the Hospitals etc (without PPE of course, if they really believe their crap)?

 

Take the knee to prove you are black and get a knighthood having been overpaid a fortune for driving a car in a sport most people are not interested in.

Save countless lives and get a poxy gong (if you are lucky) having been paid a pittance.

 Posted by at 2:12 pm
Nov 012020
 

Is it not time we put an end to this “I am exempt from wearing a face mask” farce for good? It has been long enough for trains, especially, to have worked out the numbers claiming exemption compared to those following the rules so why are there not exempt carriages and non-exempt carriages?

Shops likewise have had long enough to work out the percentages so why are there not Exempt and non-exempt shopping hours.

In reality the government and do-gooders are the reason that the virus is not under control purely because they all lack the balls to take the necessary action, ban everybody from mixing in “ALL” enclosed public spaces unless they are wearing a face mask and finally get a grip and start protecting those that follow the rules.

 

Bipolar = I think I am a celebrity, and everybody cares

 Posted by at 9:53 am
Oct 242020
 

Make their parents pay for their food out of their fag/booze/drug money

 

He/she was a saint = they were a dirty lowlife who lived by the sword and died as a result of their sordid actions but what the heck why let the truth interfere

 Posted by at 7:25 pm
Feb 032020
 

Obituary

Mr. Sense had been with us for many years.

No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn’t always fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you earn) and reliable Parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge financial settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

 Posted by at 9:58 am